SHAYARIS

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yeh tanhai ko kia hua yeh to meri dost thi tum say pahlay humsafar thi meri sham-o-sahar thi meri laikin ab yeh to mujh ko dasnay lagi hay shayed tum say jalnay lagi hay Raat mein khayaalon mein aate ho tum Kabhi saamne aakar bhi dekho Hum se baatein to roz karte ho tum Kabhi humaari taraf muskuraakar bhi dekho Humaari nazar bohath kuchh keh deti hai Kabhi humein nazron se samjhaa kar to dekho Humaare se dosti ka rishta hai tumhaara Kabhi humse dil lagaa kar to dekho Humaari baton ne tumhaara dil kayee baar behlaaya hai Kabhi apni baton se humein hasaa kar to dekho Mujhse milkar anjaane mein dil mein basne lagte ho Kabhi humein bhi apne dil mein basaa kar to dekho Har mushkil raah ki aasaan ho jaayegi bus Hum par ek baar eitbaar karke to dekho Hum tumhein zindagi mein har khushi denge Bus ek baar sanam humse pyaar karke to dekho Tumhein paane keliye har imtihaan denge hum Humein kabhi aazmaa kar to dekho Tum kehte ho ke bohath mushkil hai mujhe apnaana Ek baar humein apna banaa kar to dekho maut se kyun itna khauf hai, jaan kyun itni azeez hai, maut ane ke liye hai, jaan jane ke liye hai..
FUNNY SHAYARIS
Dil ko kya ho gaya khuda jaane yon hai aisa udaas kya jaane eh diya maine haal aur dil apna sko hum jaane ya khuda jaane... ----------------------------------------- Bari mushkil me hu, mein kaise izhaar karu, tu to khushbu hain, tujhe kaise giraftar karu.... ----------------------------------------- Phool khilte hain, khil kar bikhar jate hai, Phool khilte hain, khil kar bikhar jate hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad jate hai... ----------------------------------------- Khilte hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko... ----------------------------------------- Chand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin Teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai... ----------------------------------------- Buj gaya bhi to kya apne dil ke diya, Abh na roenge hum roshni ke liye, Dil ka shisha jo tuta to gam kyu kare, Dard kai hai bus zindagi ke liye... ----------------------------------------- Ya khuda maaf karna tere is gunehgaar bande ko, Jo tumhari chamatkaar me dakhil hota hai, Sirf ye puchne ke liye aaya hu mein, Ke kyu har raat ko mera dil rota hai... ----------------------------------------- Tumhare pyaar me hamne bhohot chote khaye, Jiska hisaab na hosake utne dard paye, Phirbhi tere pyaar ki kasam khake kehtahu, Hamare lab pe tumhare liye sirf pyaar aaye... ----------------------------------------- Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare... ----------------------------------------- Kaise kahe ke aap kitni khubsurat hai, Kaise kahe ke hum aap pe marte hai, Yeh to sirf mera dil hi janta hai, Ke hum aap pe hamari jawani qurban karte hai... ----------------------------------------- Jab se tumhe dekha tumhara deewana bangaya, Tumhari muskurahat ne hame madhosh kardiya, Tumko bhi pata na chala, kaise humne tumhara dil churaliya... ----------------------------------------- Aisa lagtaa hai, ke saaree khubsuratee tuj mein samaagaye Raahon mein chalte ho, to nazarein tuj par rekhtee hai, Andheraa jeevan bhi, tuj se roshan ho jata hai... -----------------------------------------
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein ----------------------------------------------- Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak [Audience: Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo.] Hawa hi hawa hai. ----------------------------------------------- Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .. Ke kyon mere dil mein khayal aata hai ye Kabhi Kabhi ?? ----------------------------------------------- Tum aa gaye ho, Noor aa gaya hai Chalo teeno movie chalen. ----------------------------------------------- Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.... ----------------------------------------------- Kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib Lao, phawda hamien de do !! ----------------------------------------------- Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Gam woh cheez hai Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain(wah wah..:) ----------------------------------------------- Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, (kya baat hai..) Sin theta by Cos theta equal to Tan theta... (Wah Wah..) ----------------------------------------------- Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta Mein ne tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta, Sin theta by Cos theta equal to tan theta, Tan ki shakti Man ki shakti Bournvitaa (Waaah, Waaaah..) ----------------------------------------------- Tu ne mere man se khela, Tu ne mere tan se khela, Tu ne mere man se khela, Tu ne mere tan se khela, Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela, Tu ne mere dil se khela, Tu ne mere Dhan se khela, Tu ne mere man, tan, dil aur dhan se khela, Well Played, Well Played (Wah, Wah..) ----------------------------------------------- Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya Ye saala idhar hawa kyon nahi ayaa!... ----------------------------------------------- Banane mein mazaa hai wo karkhaane jaanthe hai Pilane mein jo mazaa hai wo meh khaane jaanthe hai Jalne mein jo mazaa hai wo parwaane jaanthe hai Arre yaaro pyar mein jo mazaa hai wo deewaane jaanthe hai... ----------------------------------------------- Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le... ----------------------------------------------- Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehta Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain. ----------------------------------------------- Khuda kare hasino ke bap mar jayen Bahana ho maut ka aur ham unke ghar jayen. Aisa mat kah jalim yeh maha pap hoga Kabhi too bhee kisi hasina ka bap hoga. -----------------------------------------------
Situation: You wanna tell your friends who your favorite heroine is. " Chad gaya mujh par uska jaadu Jab dekha maine use sadak ke baaju Dil hotha hai kyoo mera bekaabu Dil hotha hai kyoo mera bekaabu Jab dekhoo main tujhe taabu ".... wa ...wa... wa... wa... wa... kya baath hai... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: You wanna tell your friends that love cannot be achieved by force..... " Shareefo mein koyi chor nahi hotha kavvo mein koyi mor nahi hotha naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha are yaaro... ishq par koyi zor nahi hotha" wa.. wa.. wa... wa.. kya baath hai..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: You are waiting desperately for your lover and she suddenly turns up.... " Kaate nahi kat the hai lamhe intezar ke Kaate nahi kat the hai lamhe intezar ke Nazre jama ke baithe hai rasthe pe yaar ke dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar ke dil ne kaha dekhe jo jalw-e-husn yaar ke laaya hai koun inhe palak se uthaar ke " wa..wa.. wa.. wa. .wa.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : You have not written a letter to your mehbooba and then she is pizzed off withyou for the same, so you have to patao her... " Khath tho unhe likha jaatha hai jo kisi manzil par ho Khath tho unhe likha jaatha hai jo kisi manzil par ho hum aapko khath kaise likhe aab jo humare dil me ho " wa..wa.. wa.. wa... wa... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: You have to praise a potti like anything ....... " Eed ke din aap khadi na hone chhat par Eed ke din aap khadi na hona chhat par kahi log roza na chod de aapku chand samaj kar " ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: This sher is for a guy who is proud to be a shameless person...... " Besharmi tho use kahte hai jo sharam se sharma jaaye Besharmi tho use kahte hai jo sharam se sharma jaaye Hum ithne besharam hai, hum ithne besharam hai ki besharmi humse sharma jaaye".... wa...wa...wa...w.a...wa..wa... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: You are anchoring a show and there is a situation wherein nobody is clapping at the end of each item then you say ...... " Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: You are desperate to go to your mehbooba's place and you write a sher like .... " Khuda kare haseeno ke baap mar jaaye Aur isee bahaane hum unke ghar jaaye Aisa math kar ye maha paap hoga Aisa math kar ye maha paap hoga tu bhi kisi din haseena ka baap hoga " ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: You have to praise the girl in front of you to patao her.... " Pathhi pathhi (leaf) gulab ho jaathi Har kali mehr-e-khaab ho jaathi tumne daali naa mehe-fisha nazre varna shabnam sharaab ho jaathi" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : A girl is too proud of her beauty so you have to teach her a lesson " Patthi Patthi gulab kya hogi Har kali mehr-khaab kya hogi Jisne dekhi ho laakho haseen uski neeyath kya kharab hogi " wa..wa...wa..wa...wa...wa.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: You are from the most wonderful place on the earth, any guesses, yupp it is Ahmedabad and you feel nostalgic then you write.... " Dil huva hai mera aabaad jab aayi mujhe uski yaad Dil huva hai mera aabaad jab aayi mujhe uski yaad E-Khuda sunle meri muraad pohuncha de mujhe Ahmedabad ..." wa...wa...wa...wa... kya baath hai.. hiladiye..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : You are in love with a girl's beautiful eyes and you describe them like.... " Jogi ko pyar hai apni raakh se kabaadi ko pyar hai apni khaak se Jogi ko pyar hai apni raakh se kabaadi ko pyar hai apni khaak se Jasoos ko pyar hai apni jhaakh se aur hame pyar hai aapki khoobsoorat aankh se " ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : You are alone sitting beside a window on a snowy day and you remember your mehbooba like this..... " Baahar phoolo par shabnam ki nami hai Aur in sadko par baraf bhi jami hai mausam bhi manzar bhi mein bhi kahte hai bas teri kami hai "................ wa...wa...wa...wa...wa...wa... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : This is for deewanes " Banane mein mazaa hai wo karkhaane jaanthe hai pilane mein jo mazaa hai wo meh khaane jaanthe hai jalne mein jo mazaa hai wo parwaane jaanthe hai are yaaro pyar mein jo mazaa hai wo deewaane jaanthe hai"... wa..wa..wa..wa...wa... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : This is for sharaabees.... " Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar Math pee ghalib sharab masjid mein baith kar Ek hi bothal hai kahi khuda na maang le ".... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : You wanna propose a girl sitting beside you but you are afraid to do so directly so you say it in the form of a sher like this ... " Bothal mein kathayee hai chataaya nahi jaatha Bothal mein kathayee hai chataaya nahi jaatha Baaju mein potti hai pataaya nahi jaatha "... wa ..wa..wa..wa...wa..w.a.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : I have a good friend called Nalini Krishna, we call him Nakhre because he is famous for that and I had to write a sher for him on him..... " Wo mehfil hi kya hai jisme chaand se mukde na ho Wo khaana hi kya hai jisme chips ke tukde na ho Wo tabela hi kya hai jisme das bakre na ho are yaaro wo dost hi kya hai jo nakhre na ho ".... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: You are in your prefinal year of graduation and you are giving a farewell party to your seniors, you become sentimental then.. don't you ...I definetely did... and said..... " Dil me aap ki yaaden karli hein makaam umr bhar aapki yaad rahegi paigham Dil me aap ki yaaden karli hein makaam umr bhar aapki yaad rahegi paigham Aap ki is dosti ne kardiya hame ghulam Are ..jaathe jaathe usthaadon lelo hamari salaam" wa..wa..wa..hiladiye....hiladiye................bahut achhe..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: You know what ...long long ago there were two love birds....the guy asked the girl to meet her in their favorite meeting place ... the guy reaches their first and waits for his girl ... she suddenly turns up...walks to him... and says hai in that typical "Desi" style.........the guy thinks something like this " Intezaar ke phalo kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai Wo haseen khabo kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai Intezaar ke phalo kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai Wo hassen khabo kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai Wo meethi vaadon kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai Are yaaro....mashooka se milne kaa mazaa hi kuch aur hai...." Wasn't that good guys... I think so .. dont you ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : You are wondering where and who is your dream girl....... " Wo koun hai jinki intezaar mein raaho par tikthi hai nazar Wo koun hai jisne mujhse mujhko kiyaa hai be-khabar Wo koun hai jo ban baithegi meri chaahat-e-jigar Wo koun hai jo banegi meri umr bhar ki reh-guzar Wo koun hai...Wo koun hai ...." wa...wa..wa...wa..wa.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : This sher is for guys who think that commenting girls is just fine.....A guy daily comments a girl who is his neighbour... the girl comes and asks the guy why does he do so daily...then the guy says.... " Is gali mein aap nikli tho aapki izzat karega koun Is gali mein aap nikli tho aapki izzat karega koun Are zalim hum bhi chale gaye tho apki comment karega koun" bahut ache ..... wa..wa...wa.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : You know what there were two love birds... they both go to a restaurant and they order some juice or something like that.... the guy has a little of that juice and he feels that kick .... then he says... "Ye koun saa jaam tumne humko piladiya Ye koun saa jaam tumne humko piladiya Is sar phire kaa saara system hiladiya" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: A guy loves a girl ... but did not propose to her thinking that she will not accept his love because he is not yet settled... he goes out some where are comes to meet her after he gets a good job this takes him around 2 years ... he cannot find here in her house... He contacts his friend who knew about this whole story... he realises the guy's state and says something like this... " Gul gayi gulshan gayi , gayi hoto ki lali Gul gayi gulshan gayi gayi hoto ki laali Ab tho peecha chhod de, ab tho peecha chod de Wo ho gayi do bachhon waali....." wa...wa..wa..wa..wa..wa..wa...wa.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : This is about a guy... who thinks that no girl is okay for him... " Bhooka rahne par bhi ghaas na khaana sher ka insaaf hain... In pottiyo ko line maarna meri shaan ke khilaaf hain...." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : This is for a dumb lover.. who thinks about his girl all the time... cannot propose to her.... and whenever she comes in front of him.. thinks like this... " Badi muddat se mere dil me ye tasveer baitee hai Badi muddat se mere dil me ye tasveer baitee hai Uski zulfo ke saayo mein meri taqdeer baitee hai ..." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : This is about my sister, an expert cook...... " Hari Prasad chowrasia ji ka basoori mein koyi jawaab nahi Zakir Hussain ji ka tabla mein koyi jawaab nahi Hari Prasad chowrasia ji ka basoori mein koyi jawaab nahi Zakir Hussain ji ka tabla mein koyi jawaab nahi Pallav bhai ka shayari kaa koyi jawaab nahi Are yaaro, hamari bahen ka cooking kaa koyi jawaab nahi ....." wa...wa..wa..wa..wa.wa.wa...... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : This is for a majnu...... " Teri yaad bhulaaneko hum cigareette peethe hai Teri yaad bhulaneko hum cigarette peethe hai Par kambhakat ye duwa bhi teri hi tasveer banathi hai..." wa...wa..wa..wa..wa.wa..wa.a..wa..wa. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : Well, this is again about a majnu ...but slightly different... This is about a guy who loves a girl very much... he wants to propose her many times... but is not bold enough to do that ... one fine day he decides that he is going to propose her ... then suddenly he gets a call from his girl ...that she is going to get married to someone else... then he says something like this for getting a 'kela'.... " Us falak ke teer ka kya nishaana tha Jahan thee meri manzil wahin mera aashiyana tha Bas pahuch hi rahi thi kashti saahil pe Is toofan ko bhi abhi ana tha..." wa...wa..wa.wa.wa..wa.wa.wa.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: You know what, there was a guy who had a girl friend named X, our hero is fida over a girl named Y. What happens actually is Y parentsare transferred somewhere and she leaves the place where our hero lives , X and Y are very close friends, So, after Y goes away X is has slight acquanitance with our hero comes and tells him that " Y was slightly impressed with our hero and that she always use to ask her about his habits, his behavior etc.. etc" Our hero is slightly impressed and happy, but he is pizzed off with X and says something like this.... " Un ki gali ke chaurahe kaa mein chowkidar ban jaata Un phool bhare aangano kaameiin maali ban jaata Un ki gali ke chaurahe kaa mein chowkidaar ban jaata Un phool bhare aangano kaa mein maali ban jaata Un natkhat aankhon kaa mein kaajal ban jaata Are pagli, thoo pehle bolthi tho mein uska pathi ban jaata " wa...wa..wa.w.a.wa...wa.... hiladiye... kya bat hai.. wah..wah ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : There are two love birds, as usual.. The guy has to go to PARDES because he has some ambition, responsibilities and all that cinema crap. The mashooqa also wants him to go and come up in life. The mehboob goes and after somedays calls her.. the mashooqa lifts the telephone and then after the usual conversation asks the guy .. do you remember me at all.. then the guy says something like this.. " Dil mein yaadon ki tarha Aakhon mein aasu ki tarha Dil mein yaadon ki tarha Aakhon mein aasu ki tarha Jaanu, tum mere paas ho Jaanu, tum mere paas ho Phoolon mein khusbhu ki tarha" wa..wa.wa..wa...hiladiye .... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : A girl comes and asks her mashooq.. kyoon ji .. mein aapko kaise lagthi hoon.. Then , the guy says something like this.. " Badi puraani hamari mulk ki ye kahaawath hain Badi puraani hamari mulk ki ye kahaawath hain Aapki jaisi potti Khayamath hain" wa..wa..wa.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : There are two room-mates and it so happens that one among them is after a potti... The other guy, says kya hai yaar thu kyoon pottiyon ke peeche time waste kartha hai.. Then the other guy says something like this " Wo pakwaan hi kya hai jo dak-kar na ho Wo mithai hi kya hai jisme shakkar na ho Wo pakwaan hi kya hai jo dak-kar na ho Wo mithai hi kya hai jisme shakkar na ho Wo gaadi hi kya hai jisko koyi takkar na ho Wo gaadi hi kya hai jisko koyi takkar na ho A're miyaa.. wo zindagi hi kya hai jisme koyi chakkar na ho" wawa..wa... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: There is a aashique as usual who is paagal after a "rayeez zaadi" as they call it in hyderabad, but you know what our majnu is a poor guy , all his friends try to pacify him saying that his love cannot turn into marriage owing to the differences in their economic status... the aashique does not accept this initially .. but after some time he drops his idea of loving that girl due to his personal problems ...He goes to a "Meh-kaana" and after having a drop or two says something like this.... To arz hai.. ( A're janaab irshaad to kahiye...") " Mohabbat ko chod di humne In hoton ko seeli(stich) humne Mohabbat ko chod di humne In hoton ko seeli(stich) humne Ab tho khush ho jaa zamaana Ab tho khush ho haa zamaana Is zehar ko bhi peeli humne".... wa..wa..wa..wa..hiladiye...you are too good buddy...... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : I got some response from some people, who liked my shers..This sher is one among them.. " aapki shayari ka jawaab nahi hai aapke karamon ka hisaab nahi hai soch rahen hain aapko kya de hum apke liye ho, wo khitab nahi hai" wa..wa.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation : You know what, there were two love birds ( abba, isko koyi doosra topic hi nahi milta). The guy ( a typical desi ( ooo, they are so great )) asks his mehbooba to get some work done for him and goes to some other city for some work of his. After a week or so, he lands in Imliband Bus Station where new buses were added to the depot, he goes straight to their meeting point ( Indira Park) and asks her if she did the work. The girl who forgets that thing actually says she was busy and laughs helplessly... khatham.. the guy gets mad and does not talk to her mashooqa for a while. The maashooqa calls her aashiq and asks why is he not talking to her.. Then the guy says something like this ... To arz hai.. ( A're yaaro... irshaad to kaho ) " RTC ko Chandrababu naye bussa(plural for buses in hyderabad) diladiyaa worldbank ne apne ko apna hissa diladiyaa RTC ko chandrababu naye bussa diladiyaa worldbank ne apne ko apna hissa diladiyaa kal sridhar aake mujhe apna kissa sunaadiyaa jaanu, aapki wo harkat mujhe gussa diladiyaa " wa..wa..wa.. hiladiye.. wa..wa...wa.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Situation: Two love birds plan to meet in a park , they meet in the park. The mehbooba wears a light blue copper sulphate saree which is the favorite color of the aashiq. When the aashiq arrives there, the mehbooba tries to hide her face behind the blue color pallu.. then the aashiq says something like this. To arz hai.. " Mein aasmaan mein ud raha hoon yaa phir chaand ko dekh raha hoon Mein aasmaan mein ud raha hoon yaa phir chaand ko dekh raha hoon A're nahin yaaro.. mein apne mehbooba kein neele aanchal thale A're nahin yaaro.. mein apne mehbooba kein neele aanchal thale Uske soorat ko dekh rahaan hoon " Wa..wa.. ustad wa..wa